Utilities

I accidentally paid my utilities twice yesterday... within a span of 10 minutes. I think my brain stopped working...

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From Philly (AKA Mike)

So... Mike is going home with someone from a bar. As he's walking to this guys apartment, Mike drops his Diet Coke. It apparently splashes on a stranger on the street. This stranger confronts Mike and tries to start a fight. Mike, being Mike, is like, it's all good, no worries... The guy Mike is with jumps up to defend Mike. They start to fight. Mike tries to pull them apart and gets hit with someone's elbow. He's thrown to the ground and either looses consciousness or blacks out. Same diff. He comes to some amount of time later, gets up off the ground and everyone's gone, both the stranger and the guy Mike was going home with, and the cops are there asking Mike questions...

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Gold

I wore gold spandex at a party last night.

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Finding the Manor

Long story somewhat shorter...
I went to Estate last night. I got drank. I way overslept for work. Found myself in Quincy. Everyone in my office is looking for me. And it's about 10:15. Then I remember that Josh and I are going to look at an apt. in Beacon Hill at 11. I tell my office I'll be in by noon and go to meet Josh to look at the apartment. Oh, and I totally reek of alcohol and am wearing the same clothes as yesterday.
We're outside of the apartment waiting for the realtor to let us in. I sit down on the steps and suddenly know I'm about to vomit. Hits me like a brick wall. I tell Josh this. I say "I can't carry this backpack" and chuck it at him. I say "I can't read this message" and throw my phone at him. He asks if I want him to read me the message, I say "No, I can't listen right now. I'm about to vomit." He laughs... I start to cross the street to find a dark alley in which to vomit. I make it DIRECTLY ACROSS THE STREET and vomit on the sidewalk. Josh then tries to clean it up by pouring my remaining sweet tea on it to wash it away. However all that's in my stomach is sweet tea, so really he's just washing away sweet tea with sweet tea.
This is the location of said vomit:

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We go look at the apartment.
We then leave, we're walking up the hill and... it hits me again. I am about to vomit. I tell Josh and we start to walk down a slightly smaller side street. Josh points out a bush. I don't make it to the bush. I make it to a small planter that has someone's old christmas wreath in it. I vomit on that wreath like there's no tomorrow... Site of second, third and fourth vomit:

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Got total looks of judgment from people who could be my new neighbors and one fed ex delivery guy. Getting judged by a fed ex guy while vomiting on a christmas wreath is totally...

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New Years

So on New Years, we drove to the harbor to see the fireworks. It was the coldest night of the year, but we wanted to brave it. We got there, and hunkered down in a little MBTA kiosk with other bostonite fireworks lovers, and waited for that wonderful, satisfying moment when we could finally, FINALLY see Boston fireworks after living here for 7 years. We were chattin up strangers all over the place... taking pictures with their kids, singing songs, it was a grand old time. All of a sudden, someoone looks at their watch and says hey! It's 12:05! Weren't there supposed to be fireworks at midnight?!

Nope! They'd been cancelled due to wind. So, not only were there no fireworks, the lack of fireworks made us all miss midnight.

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photo proof:



double wah wah for nikki's face in this picture...
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Clothes

I was walking down the hall just now and my cardigan got caught on the corner of a door and came pretty much completely off. It was very Channing Tatum in Step up 2, except less hot and more retarded awkward clumsy. No one was in the hall, but I still said outloud to myself:

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Greystone

So my HR rep just pulled me aside and apparently our company is so strapped for cash that they're asking people if they can wait longer for their paychecks. So instead of getting paid on the first I've "volunteered" to not get paid until the 10th...
TOTAL...

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Taxi Cab Shoe Massacre ?

So Dennis and I were walking down the street (drank, obvlls), and he proceeded to be a dick (something about Nikki giving terrible directions to King Fun I think). SO, since I'm such a principled human being, I then refused to go any further with him until he apologized and stopped pissing on the sanctity of Nikki's infamous drunk directions. He didn't care though, and continued to walk! Bitch. So, I took matters into my own hands- I took off my shoe and hit that kid right in the ass. Now, having only been queer for about 2 years now, I've still got a pretty wicked right arm, and I got him where it hurts. However, much to my dismay, my super strength resulted in the shoe bouncing right off of him and landing in the street. Me, being a drunk dumbass, quickly follows after it, but had to stop at the curb RIGHT as a cab runs over it! Of course, this being hilarious, I fall down laughing, and miss my window to get it before ANOTHER cab runs over it. This sobers me up, and as I sit on the ground in front of Northeastern, looking at my poor, broken Walmart shoe, I whisper... "wah wah"

Do-over

In the middle of breakfast today I decided to go back into bed, and then slept for another hour fully dressed.

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Head scarf

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Beer in the office

Coworkers just went to go grab a beer, and when they were all gone everyone got silent and just stared at me...

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Estate

Tomorrow I'm going to Estate... with a bunch of straight guys...

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Granola bar

The other day I was in the library working for a while, then got sooooo hungry and decided I wanted to eat the granola bar I'd brought with me. I packed up all my stuff, including my laptop, since I wanted to be good and not eat in the library. I got out into the hall, opened the granola bar, went to throw the wrapper in the trash, then the granola bar fell in the trash.

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Lunch from Maggie

I stayed over at Maggie's last night. And I wanted to bring lunch the next day and not have to buy it, but all she had to give me was an orange and half a green pepper...
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Pictures we may regret...

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